niallsgermandream

feathery-soul:

depressing—quotes:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene

omgthekoolkidme

bedtime on the tour bus probably

  • ashton: alright dudes, lights out. michael that includes your DS.
  • luke: neeerrrrr asherrrrrn
  • ashton: [sigh] goodnight luke
  • calum: that's not what he said
  • michael: yeah he said nooooo ashton
  • calum: it would have been like "gernert!"
  • luke: gernert calerm
  • michael: see?
  • luke: gernert micherl
  • michael: goodnig-
  • ashton: CAN YOU GUYS BE QUIET
  • calum:
  • michael:
  • luke: [whispers] gernert ashtern